live life your own way

vollkommen-allein:

“If someone truly loves you, distance would never be a problem.”

— Unknown
(via perfeqt)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

What did the chess player say to the waiter when he finished his food

Check mate

maggiemae873:

madgods-blessings:

midcub:

blitzkriegfritz:

coolmanfromthepast:

i-have-no-gender-only-rage:

some info on bees and wasps 

I’ve been stung by a carpenter bee.  They’re usually pretty chill.

And dirt daubers are bros.  

It’s true you can pet Bumblebees

Originally posted by shadeykris

I’ve been mercilessly killing paper wasps and now I feel terrible 😭

I thought they were like yellow jackets!!! I wanna apologize to all the innocent paper wasps I’ve crushed!!!

yeah then there’s the tarantula hawk, which is a type of spider wasp, because of course that’s a thing.

so yanno. that’s pleasant.

a dude researching them described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations.”

good times.

sounddesignerjeans:

It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear

cwote:

Stop talking yourself out of opportunities because you don’t feel like you’re “ready” yet. It’s time. You’re ready now.

oddness:

things i’m good at:

1. not answering texts/chats
2. getting my hopes up 
3. daydreaming
4. being awkward
5. pissing people off
6. sleeping